“They had drawn back from many introductions, and still were perpetually having cards left by people of whom they knew nothing” -Persuasion.
The original I-don’t-know-you-but-maybe-we-can-be-Facebook-friends-anyway. Jane Austen was so hip.
i enjoy this muchly, thank you for submitting! (and sorry for all the lower-case nonsense, guys, i still can’t type. it’s interfering with portal. and summer. but mostly portal.)